The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
THis may seem a little sad, but I've started collecting my little pony's - I played with them when I was little and they are soooooo coo-ell.
I recommed looking for custom ponies - there are some funny ones - on ebay.co.uk I just found one done up like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean - hehehe
They are very very cute. I am now the owner of Mummy Sweet Celebrations, Sundance, Fifi, Princes Royal Blue and Winter Snow. I am waiting for delivery of Dancing Butterflies and Sugarberry.
I need to visit my Mum so I can go in her loft and get the 3 ponies I had when I was little!!
Has anyone noticed that whenever there is a traffic queue it is always a Micra at the front going very slowly?!! (Usually driven by a little old lady though - not Stead's Micra obviously!)
Similar phenomenon but opposite car style in the states. The little old ladies all drive humungous boats, like 1985 Lincoln Town Cars. This way it's much harder to operate and they can create much more havoc on the road!
Ah yes - we have the old man phenomenon here - they get really old and rich and then they decide to buy that really powerful big car they've always wanted (e.g. a Jag or big BMW or Merc) or alternatively a big Rover and then drive it at 20 mph everywhere. I always shout at them to drive the car and not tickle it - I have event offered to show them how it should be driven - they don't seem to care.
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "Very likely!! Has anyone noticed that whenever there is a traffic queue it is always a Micra at the front going very slowly?!! (Usually driven by a little old lady though - not Stead's Micra obviously!) "
YES! YES! YES!.. there is a road connecting armagh (my home home) to portadown (on the way to belfast) which is called (and you won't believe this..) 'the portadown road'... either way there is what i like to call a 'phantom micra' that drives up and down it and WITHOUT fail always gets in front of me and IS driven by a little old lady.. maybe she haunts all over the UK..
On the same lines did you know that Bournemouth and Poole as towns are quite close together (about four miles). From Branksome (well actually from the off licence where I used to live) start two roads: The road to Bournemouth is called Poole Road & the road to Poole is called Bournemouth Road.