The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ohh susan! would you.. i'd love a nice cup of tea (and i've taught him well on the fine art of making it ) .. actually last night he made me dinner too.. pasta and sauce and garlic bread and palenta (sp?) and salad, ahh he is quite the highness