The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Napoleon lived on a prison ship just off the coast of Cornwall in what is called Plymouth Sound. He used to march up and down the deck for all the Plymouthians to look at. Incidentally, it's pretty much near to the same spot where Adolf Hitler wanted to live. A place called Mount Edgecumbe country house. He had a german pilot executed when it was bombed as he was slightly miffed at his future country pile going up in smoke.
Not a lot of people know that......
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Kudos is also the name of a nightclub in Wells that used to be the Regal Cinema. Now the cinema is in a scout hut but where the scouts went I do not know. Unless you can earn a film watching badge whilst at the cinema......
Not sure though....
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