The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
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It's good to see that spammers are getting creative
Just as I was writing the post above one of my friends got the same email and said "I know spam.. I get so bloody much spam on one of my email accounts.. After I refinance for a 1.5% mortgage, up my salary earning power with a few fake degrees I'll be able to afford to inrease the size of my dickey by 4", which will really please the friend that was set up for a date with me on a DATING SITE BY WOMEN, especially if I show up with Cial1s and V1@gra. Did I miss anything? Oh yes, I got a jesus email today, too, so after we pop the pills people will be saved."