The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
If you commit a driving offence, speeding or whatever, you get points on your licence. You get a flag for every 3 points. If you get 5 or more flags, you get banned.
If you have an accident that's your own fault, you get an additional flag.
The flags are attached to the car by a DVLA official - they have a grip on em that's impossible to get off without a special key, so you can't take 'em off short of taking the door off your car.
And you're not allowed to sell or dispose of a flagged car.
One of the best new laws we've had for ages! Go Tony!