The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yeah. Not bad. Unfortunately we had to see it in the Watershed which isn't the best cinema in the world - every time the bass kicked in (and it was an orchestral soundtrack, so that happened a lot) there was this hilarious rattling sound. The movie itself was pretty good - fantastic scenes of killer whales, erm... killing things.
Unfortunately I was so knackered, I kept dozing off during it (well it was dark and warm, y'know...). I have a bruise on my arm from where Vic kept nudging me.