The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So 'The Swede' asks my mate AOK & I if we want to hit his sister's house warming party on Saturday. So AOK asks "Is it open invite." To which I says "I'm under the impression that it’s a free-for-all." To which 'The Swede' replies "Not exactly, there'll be no _____-_____ing my sister." To which I says "Bollocks!" What the **** is the point in creating such a ridiculous constraint?!
