The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Got it - i broked my other bike so much that it would cost too much to get it fixed so that was out - im just about to move house to a place that is about an extra mile further away from where i work so i need the bike to commute to and from work, also it means i dont have to splash out on taxis and stuff when i want to get tom my mates houses.