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ddvmor


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I have just murdered this poor defenceless banana:



It pleaded with me not to rip off it's skin and I heard it scream as I bit into it's fleshy insides!


Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha!


 


Anyway...  some time ago I drew a similar face on a banana that formed part of the lunch of one of my colleagues who happens to be a vegetarian.  She refused to eat the banana on the basis that it had a face and she doesn't eat things that have faces!  I almost felt bad...



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bonniepirateanne


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i'm glad you only 'almost' felt bad. because really that's ridiculous

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JonnyStead


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JDK you should stand behind her and make screaming sounds when she bites into her lettuce sarnie - I'm not entirely sympathetic to vegetarians. Sorry.

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sha76jam


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Well as the resident board veggie I would just like to say that's totally ridiculous!  May I suggest you keep a pack of those food colouring pens in your desk drawer, then anytime she has something nice to eat you can quickly draw a face on it & it'll be yours!

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ddvmor


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Good plan, although I can't really see the attraction in radish and cucumber sandwiches...



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bonniepirateanne


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i like salad sandwiches. even the ones with faces.

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sha76jam


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Me neither!  In such cases bes resort to Stead's plan.

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