The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Was going to wish you many happy returns of yesterday, then I realised it sounds like I'm try to curse you, groundhog day-style, so I'll stick with HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
But who can unlearn all the facts that I've learned As I sat in their chairs and my synapses burned And the torture of chalk dust collects on my tongue Thoughts follow my vision and dance in the sun All my vasoconstrictors come slowly undone Can't this wait till I'm old? Can't I live while I'm young?
Guess they weren't down with elementary school!!
Beware the fried synapse!!!.
Huge jam-band, dude, extremely popular in the U.S.:
Very talented musicians, Trey's guitar playing is really smoking, one listen to 'Divided Sky', on the album Junta (), pretty much gives this away. Good stuff.