The Options Game (Part One)

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

RE: The Options Game

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jun 16, 2006

definitely shower - i'm not really one for soaking in my own filth

mushy peas or baked beans

(er.. the link being, that to make good mushy peas you have to soak them overnight

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ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

bonniepirateanne wrote:

definitely shower - i'm not really one for soaking in my own filth

Hmm. How long do you leave it between washes to generate enough filth for it to be an issue?

bonniepirateanne wrote:
mushy peas or baked beans (er.. the link being, that to make good mushy peas you have to soak them overnight )

Beans... because mushy peas frankly suck.

Now then... Beans, beans are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart...

Would you rather be stuck in a lift with someone who did yucky smelly farts or yucky smelly burps?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Burps because in general they don't stick around as long as farts do...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

back to something nice ehh...

Shower Gel/Cream or Bar Soap

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Shower gel, because it's more fun. Looks like bogey. Especially the minty flavours.

Minty.

Minty gum or minty sucky sweets?

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Minty Gum because sweets are soooooooooo bad for ya!

OK - Chocolate or Beer?

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jun 17, 2006

chocolate - i personally can't stand beer.. but the two things i do like:

cider or red wine?

(for those americans among us, i would like to point out that i mean the 'hard' cider, not the nice christmasy apple cider.. if you want a brand recommendation i would go with 'K', it's imported from england and doesnt taste like rotten apples the same way hornsbys does)

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

I've been told to post RED WINE as my option. Can't stand the stuff myself.

So... Red or White wine?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Red, but only some. I'm not really a fan of wine myself...

Alcohol or Soft Drinks

/got nuttin.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Soft drinks. Sorry to be a killjoy there.

Umm... fizzy soft drinks or non-fizzy soft drinks?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Fizzy. I love bubbles.

Bubble Bath or Bath Bombs

(for those who don't know, bath bombs sort of fizzle away in bathwater like alkaseltzer and have nice smelling things in them)

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Um. Bubble bath, I think. The other option strikes me as far too girlie. If you want bubbles in your bath, I say make your own!

This option's in two parts, depending on whether a boy or a girl answers it:

Boys: Girlie girls that wear pink floral dresses and drink spritzers or tom-boys that wear black jeans with studded belts and drink beer?
Girls: Big strong butch men that fat, burp and drink beer or effete feminine ones that have manicures and talk about their feelings?

-- Edited by ddvmor at 13:05, 2006-06-20

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Tom-boys - I like practicle women that can look after themselves and dont start blubbing at the first sign of something difficult to do... you know like Hengle.

OK this is off the wall -

Going to the dentist - or going to the doctor

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

JonnyStead wrote:

Tom-boys - I like practicle women that can look after themselves and dont start blubbing at the first sign of something difficult to do... you know like Hengle.

So... you like Hengle? You like hairy men? I ain't trainin' with you any more. Ew...

I'd rather visit the dentist, I think. My last dentist was incredibly attactive. And had a very nice irish accent as well as a propensity for wearing low-cut tops...

How about...

Big jiggly bosoms or little neat ones? Probably one for the boys, this. Unless... y'know...

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jun 21, 2006

bonniepirateanne wrote:

visit to the dentist or visit to the doctor for blood tests

i call for immediate disqualification for repeat questioning!.. oh wait, it's not that kind of game is it? doh

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Big!

Erm, soup or salad?

Aodan · Teiam Member

That question is wholly dependent on what kind of soup and what kind of salad and what the weather is like.

if its hot out, then a crisp cool salad
if its cold, then nothing is better than a bowl of hot, chunky soup.

Since its hot out right now though, I'll say salad.

Croutons or Bacon Bits

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jun 21, 2006

bacon bits

croutons just feel like a tremendous waste of your recommended daily amount of calories

brie or cheddar?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Brie... oh man I heart me some brie with tart apple slices on flatbread.. YUM

Apples or Bananas

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Bananas. Many reasons for this: They look cool, the word 'Banana' is funny and it's amusing to type, they tase splendid and you can have them in custard, you can pretend they're guns, or swords...

Movies with guns or movies with swords...?

Andromeda · ***Proud House-Owner***

Swords. There is nothing hotter than a man with a sword... especially if he's in full regalia. Hot.

Old, classic movies or New Releases

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

bonniepirateanne wrote:

bonniepirateanne wrote: visit to the dentist or visit to the doctor for blood tests i call for immediate disqualification for repeat questioning!.. oh wait, it's not that kind of game is it? doh

Quite right consider me disqualified right away.

Old classic movies for me...

Stallone or Arnold

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hmm. Tricky. Stallone is probably a marginally better actor, however T2 is one of my favourite movies.

I think I'll go with Stallone, cos I saw a recent picture of Arnie with his top off and it wasn't pretty...

Would you rather be hunted by an Alien or the Predator? (See the arnie link? hmm?)

-- Edited by ddvmor at 09:28, 2006-06-22

Aodan · Teiam Member

The Predator.. because if you saw Alien vs Predator, you'd see that Predator can be your ally....

Here's a little morbid one...

Do you want to know your exact moment of death or Be struck down without any idea that it was coming

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

You're so morbid, you are! I'd wanna be struck down with no warning, I think! Much more fun. If I knew it was coming, I might be tempted to duck!

To the opposite end of the spectrum... Assuming one was having a baby, would you want to know it's gender or not know?

bonniepirateanne · Date: Jun 23, 2006

not know and also not care - it upsets me to see parents 'upset' when they don't get as they wished. i want surprised (not with the pregnancy thank you, just with the gender) and i shall love him.. i mean her.. i mean whichever

surprise birthday party or self-prepared birthday party?
(or at least it has been organised with your full knowledge)

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

A surprise birthday party. I've never had one, you know...

So... having organised this theoretical parrty, should it a barbeque, buffet or sit-down dinner?

Andromeda · ***Proud House-Owner***

bbq/buffet type thing. I'm way too casual a person for a sit down dinner. Sit down dinners you have to be all proper... sit up straight, use your napkin just right, no elbows on the table. Too much work when you just want to chow down BBQ you just grab a saucy slab of ribs off the grill, sit at a picnic table and proceed to make one hell of a mess. Good times!

Anyway...

Ribs or Steak

(on a side note.. I'm starting to think those on the other side of the pond are much more patriotic since they have about 7x the flags as us american folk )

-- Edited by Andromeda at 12:07, 2006-06-24

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Yeah. Something wrong with the flags there, I think. Odd that it's just the UK.

Anyway... STEAK! Mmmmmm... Steak.

Chicken pie or steak pie?

Aodan · Teiam Member

I have no idea what a steak pie is so I'm gonna go with chicken on the assumption that you mean what I call a chicken pot pie

Renaissance Faires or Star Trek Conventions

No relation to chicken pies at all.. unless you see the connection to chicken in the pie to the chicken on a stick you can sometimes get at Renaissance Faires....