The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Bug spray for flies. I found that if you keep a bottle of vinegar and water on hand, you can spray them in mid air and just watch them fall to the ground dead. Plus, not harmful for the humans and/or puplets of the home.
(threadjack) For another household cleaning idea, if your windowsills are kinda grayish black because of soot, pollution, etc (especially if you live in an urban area) a mixture of rubbing alcohol and vanilla extract (the real stuff) will get them clean. (/threadjack)
Hmm. Cash I think. I try never to use my credit card. Can I go for a third option? My debit card? I love my debit card. It's blue and green and has a hologram on it.
ohhh this is one of the toughest ones yet - i'm going to say.. er.. um.. presuming the biscuits are something yummy like jacob's cream crackers (as opposed to cheese and hobnobs)
Crunchy for sure, soggy cereal is just not good. Drink your not so cold cereal milk with the little bits floating in it or Poor yourself a fresh glass after the cereal because warm milk with little bits is nasty-- Edited by BrianS at 15:27, 2006-06-15
Oooh. The cereal milk is great. Especially if it's had coco-pops in it! But cold milk rocks. So does hot milk. mmmmm.... milk.