The Options Game (Part One)

Andromeda · ***Proud House-Owner***

RE: The Options Game

bonniepirateanne · Date: May 25, 2006

TEA i loooove tea, that and coffee is bitter and always leaves a bad taste in my mouth

your link thus far has been the best and

lemon and sugar or syrup on your pancakes?

Aodan · Teiam Member

As I've never heard of Lemon and Sugar on pancakes, I'll have to pick that just because I've never had it before.

Diet Coke with Lemon or Regular Vanilla Coke

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Lemon and sugar is the ultimate... nay the ONLY way to really enjoy pancakes. Proper pancakes, mind not those giant blobs of batter you get in the states!

Gotta go for the vanilla coke because diet coke tastes almost exactly like I'd imagine Stead's wee to taste like, if I was in the habit of imagining such things. Which I'm not. Honest.

God... now I have to think of a wee related option...

...er...

how about... no, that's way too rude...

Oh, I know ... no... that makes me feel ill...

Ok. Here it is: Drinking your own wee or drinking someone elses? Obviously this would take place in an improbable desert island standing situation where there was no other water available. And no, there's not a secret cache of rum hidden under the sand...

Aodan · Teiam Member

My Own Wee thankyouverymuch.

I know where it's been.

Beachy Vacations or Snow Sport Vacations

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

To be fair, you probably know where everyone's wee has been. In their bladder. Isn't wee sterile, anyway. As long as it's fresh, I guess it doesn't matter whose wee you drink!

Now... holidays...

A beachy holiday, cos I prefer the heat to the cold. Not that I generally go for beachy holidsays. I'm not a big fan of sunbathing.

Sooooooo... heat...

Burned alive or drowned? Morbid, innit?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Drowned for sure. I hear its a gentle way to go after the panic of actually drowning goes away. Burning alive though.. thats just ach.

Marshmallows slightly toasted or Set on fire until they turn into molten marshmallow lava OR raw marshmallows.

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Raw marshmallow - its full of vitamin B (lie)

Sitting round a roaring fire in the winter with friends or sitting outside in a field in summer with friends (each of these obviously drinking)

Aodan · Teiam Member

Both of these options are fun... but I'll say Summer time in a field with friends. More chance someone's gonna get really drunk and run around naked. And while winter naked drunken running can be amusing, no one wants to risk hypothermia.

Camping or Fancy Hotel

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Andromeda wrote:

Wow tough choice since Boston wrote a song that truly feeds my ego, but I have to go with Journey.

I always give the edge to Boston on this one, but I agree, this is a real bitersweet one!! I can't figure out if I like or dislike both bands!!!

Funny you should mention that song, I was in Chicago last weekend, and my buddy kept calling his girlfriend babe, and every time that song would pop in my head!!

Boston wrote:

Babe, tomorrow's so far away...

Hmmm, like camping, but I'm going to give the edge to the fancy-pants Hotel on this one! I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples!

Broccoli or cauliflower?

-- Edited by NateO at 18:35, 2006-05-26

Aodan · Teiam Member

Broccoli for sure.. cauliflower is just... well not happening.

Colour Film or Black and White

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Hmm, I really like black and white, but I'm going to have to opt for colour, because, erm, I generally like to see things in colour!!

Shaz won't like this one, but perhaps someone else will answer, Bacon or Sausage?

-- Edited by NateO at 19:03, 2006-05-26

Aodan · Teiam Member

Bacon over pork sausage, but chicken, tomato, feta sausages over bacon.

chicken feet or pigs feet

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Pig's feet, 'cos they walk like they're wearing heels!

Women in heels or women in flats?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Women in flats... because heels are dangerous, and the styles these days are pretty ugly...

Would you rather be Bow-Legged or Knock-Kneed

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Got to have a heel of some sort!!

BMW or Mercedes?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Mercedes so that I can mod the engine to run on old cooking oil :)

Olive Oil or Butter on your bread.

Andromeda · ***Proud House-Owner***

Butter on my bread, and none of that fake margariney stuff either.

White bread or Rye bread?

Andromeda · ***Proud House-Owner***

NateO wrote:

Funny you should mention that song, I was in Chicago last weekend, and my buddy kept calling his girlfriend babe, and every time that song would pop in my head!! Boston wrote: Babe, tomorrow's so far away...

Whenever I hear the word babe, my mind automatically goes to Styx... "You know it's you babe..."

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Andromeda wrote:

Butter on my bread, and none of that fake margariney stuff either. White bread or Rye bread?

I think rye is like wholemeal? so Wholemeal

3 big meals a day or little and often

Aodan · Teiam Member

3 big meals because I can't be bothered to cook that much.

Missing 3 toes or Having 2 extra fingers

bonniepirateanne · Date: May 27, 2006

having two extra fingers think of all the additional notes you could play on a piano or all the fancy tricks you could do for children (ok, you'd probably mostly scare them)

would you rather suddenly be able to play the piano or the violin better than anyone in the world?

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Piano - Because you'd be more fun at parties

Would you rather be telepathic or have telekinesis

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

I have both.

But telekenisis wins evey time. You can find out whatever secrets you like by lifting people off the ground and turning them upside down. Plus you can pretend to be a Jedi Knight. Whommmmmmm.

Falling from 10 storeys or falling from 100 storeys?

bonniepirateanne · Date: May 30, 2006

errrrrr

falling from 100 because you may as well enjoy the last ride of your life?

(was this a trick question?)

would you rather fly in a
private jet or first class on a commercial jet?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Nope. No trick questions here. Just wondered whether you'd like an extra few seconds before you hit the ground is all!

I think I'd rather go first class on a commercial flight. I've heard that private jets are actually pretty uncomfortable and tend to be affected much more significantly by turbulence than big planes, making for a bumpier and less comfy ride all round.

Speaking of riding...

Rascal 600T or Rascal 600F

BrianS · Still Number One

Gonna have to go with the F type because 4 wheels are better than 3.

How about The Little Rascals or Lassie

Aodan · Teiam Member

Lassie because... well just because.

Big Dogs or Little Dogs

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Big dogs. Because little dogs are shit. One of my past bosses had two giant rottwielers. They were fantastic.

Hmm. Bosses...

Micromanager or lassiez faire? (That may not be spelled correctly, but it's french, so I figure that no-one cares...)

-- Edited by ddvmor at 15:34, 2006-05-30

BrianS · Still Number One

lassiez faire because nothing gets done with either style of boss but with micromanagers you work your ass off and get no where, with lassiez faire you don't have to do much to get no where.

ok how about French Fries or Potato Chips

(British Translation)

Chips or Crisps