The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was working that nite so i missed it all as well - all the drinking public went out to watch the fireworks and we had to clean up the bar in preparation for their drunken return
Plan! Yes! Well Done! You're part way there. Now think of some terrible acting & saying the word plan in a VERY well known phrase. Come on D. You of all people should know this one.