The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
a guy was at the bbc for a cleaner job and got mistaken for the expert special guest by the bbc news 24 team and they put him live on air and started asking him about the apple vs apple case - there's a video of the interview in the news article - it's so awesome :
You gotta wonder what he was thinkin' when they sat him down in front of the cameras and called him by something other than his name. I think I'd have been suggesting that something was up. Fair game to him, though. He did answer the questions. Not very well, but he did answer 'em!