The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Jammie King, D.M. has graciously offered to forward me a consignment of Jammie Dodgers (as did KT). The JD King has my address and I'm preparing to craft new limericks on my Jammie Dodger experience.
