The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I have to fufill my Keeping-Sharon-Out-Of-Tedious-Deathness duties, so I sign on on a regular basis to PM her (since it's one of the few sites she can access from work). I only look at the forums occasionally though (like today for example). It seems all the funny and interesting people are now posting elsewhere.
Looking forward to it Nate. Though just to help you out; I already have software & a degree, I have not sent you a m.or.t.gage application, if I want prescription medicines I'll visit mt GP & for fairly obvious reasons you are never going to sell me pills to "enlarge my penis naturally".
Aha, I have the solution. Get an Access related job, then you will have a good reason for having an internet connection so you can get help from your fellow Access buddies on UA, or JDBB wherever they may be
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If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down. What happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat?
What with our latest restructure last week I have no idea what I'll be doing, but I do have some responsibilities in that area. And I'm sure D will stick his two pen'orth in and support me (if I bribe him suitably beforehand!)
It was indeed. I am always there for the reasons stated above and not because I need help. (Well I do need help, but that's another issue entirely). You'll notice that I only ever post in response to a Jammie Dodger post.