The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
but to be perfectly honest, they are not something i buy very very often (usually because i just raid my parent's cupboards for food, and it's not something they buy often)
but i just got the shakes at work - ran across the road for a sugar burst and what was on my mind
mmmh jammie goodness - i think this pack, and my 51p packet of haribo jelly babies (hehe me thinks they were priced wrong) are not going to last long
ive just had some toast with marmalade and a yougurt so far today, possibly soup and a sandwich later for lunch, dunno what to do about dinner though - a chinese perhaps - the abacus maybe KT, or the welcome, which do YOU prefer?
But all that talk of jelly baboes has made me crave a sugar fix, i may just have to head over to the shop and purchase some sugary goodness
the abacus is a friday night ritual in my house.. it usually goes:
two portions of fried sliced chicken in hot peking sauce with fried rice
one portion of chicken in honey soya sauce with fried rice
chicken in cashew nuts with fried rice no egg (one weird house mate)
a portion of chips
and TWO portions of prawn crackers
we share all the meals out, it's grand
9times out of 10 we only get one portion of the crackers tho - no matter HOW much we stress TWOOOOO
(all of this food it not for me before you even suggest it)
one sad thing to say - tonight we can't go (wow joe! we might have had a random meeting) - only me and my one housemate are in and we are both skint skint skint - looks like we're doing a freezer raid and eating random leftovers
ahh student life (wait.. she's not a student.. hmm, maybe i'll get her to pay hehe)
So far today I've had coffee.. that's it, just coffee. Coffee with fake sugar and fat free half and half. (Really, at that point why bother?) And how can they make fat free half & half anyway? Doesn't that go against the general existence of half & half? Doesn't that just make it half?
There are some things I will just never understand
well thats decided it then - sweet and sour chicken cantonese stylee with fried lice - or that chicken and cashew nuts thing sounds good - and wot with me winning £70 on the lottery last saturday i can afford to splash out
sorry and.. er.. all the food today i ate made me feel sick - guess i shouldnt have eaten so much huh
yes joe - actually the chicken and cashew nuts was first tried only last week - it's quite mild but was a nice addition to the hot hot hot peking sauce
quote: Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne "oh congrats joe :) sorry and.. er.. all the food today i ate made me feel sick - guess i shouldnt have eaten so much huh"
Aww that's no fun... if you're going to eat all that fun stuff you should at least get to enjoy it
But I've moved on and am now enjoying a loverly salad with romaine lettuce, tomatoes, avocado slices, tuna and this interesting garlic/lime juice vinaigrette. Lot of garlic tho... hope I have some gum around here for afterwards
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "That's certainly an odd flavoured tea! Did you use your shiny kettle? "
Yeah. We put the chicken and baby corn and mange tout and stuff in the kettle, boiled it up and Bob's Your Uncle (or more accurately Bob's Your Mother in Law's Fiancee), Stir Fry Tea! mmmmm.