The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Oh, does this all stem from that freaky "I Kept A Headless Chicken For 42 Days" (ermm, OK, can't remember if it was 42) news story? I chose not to believe that!
JonnyStead wrote: How long can a chicken stay alive, once its head has been chopped off? 18 Months? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
Pfff - should have stipulated 'No looking it up!' - he he - nice one Nate!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
It seems as though he could have lived longer... And he wasn't properly decapitated... Can't figure out why anyone would want a pet, headless chicken or rooster. Is that cool? I would think that might suck, quite a bit...
I dont think it was deliberate - and they saw the option to make some money... but I'm with you - I would have shot it. Its the kindest thing to do - you know, like with kids.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson