The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Diet soda tastes like shit. It's also chock full of lovely carcinogens and can cause blindness. BLINDNESS I tell you. I feel my civil liberties and human rights being infringed upon by a nanny state...
I went to two highschools.. a performing arts highschool in the morning, and a "regular" highschool in the afternoon for my academics.
At the morning school, none of the machines had regular soda, or any soda that might have even the tracest amount of caffine in it and no candy/sugary snacks in the machines.. I think they were afraid it would send us over the edge or something..
"Regular" school, everything was available. Including fresh Otis Spunkmeyer cookies .. 3 for $1 mmmmmm
It was really the only thing edible in the school cafeteria hehe that and the curly fries. Three dollars would get you a small curly fries, a small frozen yogurt and 3 otis cookies
None of these things were made by the cafeteria staff, they were all sold in the "student store"