The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I've just been shopping at TESCO (nothing wrong in a harmless bit of advertising - it's not Big Brother you know) and I've bought you all a pressie to share - A packet of mini jaffa cakes.
There's plenty to go around, so no need to push.
If there's any left (!) I'll have to bring them into work on Thursday.
Enjoy 
