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VicM


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Prison vs Work
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Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer.


IN PRISON.. you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.


AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.


 


IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.


AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.


 


IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.


AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.


 


IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.


AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.


 


IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.


AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


 


IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.


AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.


 


IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.


AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.


 


IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.


AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they


deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


 


IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.


AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.


 


IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.


AT WORK...they are called managers


 


Have a Great Day at WORK !! 



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We should encourage Sketti to comment on these observations.  He seems to have managed to combine the two seamlessly.

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Andromeda


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Fabulous! clap

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And so true!

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NateO


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Hmmm, thanks for clearing that up eh!

My boss bought me a corn beef sandwich for lunch today.

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Susan


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Yum.  I just finished bacon & mushrooms with pasta in a mushroom sauce. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.



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bonniepirateanne


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nate.. were you actually pleased with a corned beef sandwich?

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ddvmor


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I like corned beef.   It's tasty.  Mmmmmmm.... corned beef and cheese!

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NateO


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nate.. were you actually pleased with a corned beef sandwich?

Are you joking lass? Aren't you from Ireland? I heard it's a bit of myth that the Irish only eat Jammies and Corned Beef..

Yeah, love the stuff, I eat it like it's going out of style.

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ddvmor


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Sorry, Nate, Mate.  it went out of style.  It went out of style big time in the sixties, I think.  Still, means you can claim that you're retro and therefore ultra-trendy!

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JonnyStead


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Mmmmm retro meat..... sweet retro meat.....

GOTTA love corn beef - lived on it for a summer once when in a struggling band..... tis true...

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Well, my boss always did say that I'm a 'throwback.'

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