The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My lovely Jammy friends - I have returned and you may end your non-stop vigil for me - Thank you so and dont forget to download our new single from www.download.com/thetorr
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
hey stead.. i downloaded your song.. and seeing i have a cheeky copy of quicktime on my computer it is now successfully saved to my desktop .. so is this you singing?
when you're famous will you remember us? maybe we can come up with some secret sentence line that you will put into your next song and when you sing it on the tv we can all giggle into our tea while eating jammie dodgers and the world can be at peace.. for we will have been immortalised and everyone else (as in us ourselves) will know