The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
While mucking about with the settings of the JDBB this morning, I noticed a user name I don't recognise. We have a sneaky new user, boys and girls!
So, Brian S of St Louis - step up and claim your free (pretend) toaster*.
*Toaster is not provided courtesy of Katie, all rights reserved while stocks last (or exist) available only to new users in brown socks. Qualification for the free toaster is dependent on geographic location, Katie's mood at any given moment (and she can be soooo fickle) and a bizzare equation based on a fictional relationionship between the Yen/Lira exchange rate and a non existent quantum singularity in Slough. The specified toaster does not exist and is not available to anyone.
