The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
i remember when a scorpion smuggled itself into my local supermarket via a banana box - made headline news and i think the whole city (/town) was shut down as a consequence
I used to work on a chrysanthemum nursery and we got our cuttings from all over the place - africa and stuff. Sometimes there were spiders or scorpions in the cuttings (usually dead I might add)!!