The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No real rednecks, but anyone who was born here still has a southern drawl. You can always tell who was born locally and who wasn't just by how they pronounce the city name. Add the O, they're not local. Don't add the O, Melbourne born and raised.
quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda "No real rednecks, but anyone who was born here still has a southern drawl. You can always tell who was born locally and who wasn't just by how they pronounce the city name. Add the O, they're not local. Don't add the O, Melbourne born and raised. "
Interesting, an inverse relationship between town familiarity and the ability to properly pronounce it's name.
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "Interesting, an inverse relationship between town familiarity and the ability to properly pronounce it's name. "
Actually it makes quite a lot of sense since they make no attempt to hide that the Florida educational system is one of the worst in the country. Also explains why everyone I've met so far who was born and raised here is under 25 with 4 kids and a divorce under their belt