The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
well joe, the evil geniuses have been messing with northern irish weather today for certain
i was watching the national news and they were going on about the thunder storms and hail storms and torrentially horrible weather we're having in northern ireland at this very moment
i see blue skies and feel warmness.. what are they talking about?