The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You almost had me their Mr Morrisey, what with me usually super keen senses being dulled with it being the morning and all, but luck for me i checked the link before i clicked on it - haha, your cunning plans will never come to fruition and the badger menance will soon be no more. Or something i guess
Profuse apologies fellow Bored Boarders I have been away for tooooooo long.
I'm afraid I have to report that I have been suffering from an overdose of forty year old men waving their arms up and down pretending to be badgers scoring goals
How I have come through this intact and completely unscathed I really don't know. <scuse me a mo> "Wibble" Sorry about that. You know, these Y fronts are keeping my ears jolly warm.
Are we talking about effeminate footballers with an arrow fetish and just one facial expression, which sorta looks like he's perpetually trying to squeeze one out?