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I am the Jammie King!




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Football


Ahh.  It's football season again!  Check out this site!

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Not a huge fan of football but this is a worthy site!

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Ah Pity Da Foo!

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You almost had me their Mr Morrisey, what with me usually super keen senses being dulled with it being the morning and all, but luck for me i checked the link before i clicked on it - haha, your cunning plans will never come to fruition and the badger menance will soon be no more.  Or something i guess

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I am the Jammie King!




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Dagnabbit!

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"I'm Lois!"


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We would have got away with it had it not been for those pesky kids -



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Tickle me, Elmo!

I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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I just KNEW it was a ploy: Darren initiating a thread about football that wasn't complaining about it???


Come on, didn't anyone else notice???



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Actually it's very funny - a play on the badgerbadgerbadger thingy with footballs!!


Does anyone else think he's saying budgie budgie budgie budgie budgie budgie budgie budgie?



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I am the Jammie King!




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Someone in the office has introduced the team to the football badgers.  Now they're all singing it in the office.  It's really annoying Susan!

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Ah Pity Da Foo!

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Poor susan

You either need
or

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Yeah man, can a paycheck from one prospective employer be worth all that?!

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Oh - I get it - it's not saying budgie budgie budgie - it's saying footie footie footie footie footie!!


 



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Oh Lordy, Jesus Christ, oh please God, help me now!

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Tickle me, Elmo!

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Profuse apologies fellow Bored Boarders I have been away for tooooooo long. 


I'm afraid I have to report that I have been suffering from an overdose of forty year old men waving their arms up and down pretending to be badgers scoring goals


How I have come through this intact and completely unscathed I really don't know.  <scuse me a mo> "WibbleSorry about that.  You know, these Y fronts are keeping my ears jolly warm.



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Kathy stole your vigil Suey!

Glad to see you survived and are back! clap

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I am indeed truly back.


 


And front and side and top and bottom (oooer) and every beautifully formed bit in between!



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Sounds good to me Suey.

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Susan - would you like cappucino?

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with chocolate scrapings????????????




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How about some froth?

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Nah.  Wouldn't mind a flake though!!!!!!



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<grumble>


The post-race Grand Prix stuff is on ITV2 'cos of the bleedin' football.  Don't get ITV2, not happy!


</grumble>



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Effin football.  We need a punctured football smiley!

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Mis-read that, thought you said "Elfin football", which was a weird concept!

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Are we talking about effeminate footballers with an arrow fetish and just one facial expression, which sorta looks like he's perpetually trying to squeeze one out?

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But you played football yesterday Darren.

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I'm trying to forget...

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hahahahahahahahaha!  The kiddies enjoyed it though. You looked every inch the 'daddy in training!'



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<joke!>



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