The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hmmm, it doesn't mention the evil eye over the internet...
As good as gold - If she touches you multiple times while she is talking, for instance, tapping you on the forearm when trying to make a point, remember to tell her what you like for breakfast so she knows what to cook in the morning.
"When did I become funny? - One of the best signs you can hope for is when she will laugh at just about every slick thing you try to say. You may begin to think that you might actually be pretty funny, but your wrong, she just likes you alot, and that's even better!"
Hey Stead - you could've written that one after yesterday's comments about laughing the laydeez into bed. (It's even got your tell-tale punctuation mistake!!!)
Yeah, it's probably somewhere in the middle Stead, my man. Perhaps they exaggerate it, either way, I certainly have seen this behaviour demonstrated in the wild.