Pathetic Motorways

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Pathetic Motorways

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

I'm sure this would have been good - but I got bored and stopped reading it......

Susan · Tickle me, Elmo! I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Try driving in Detroit:

Learn to swerve abruptly. Michigan is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to our city councils, which put potholes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.

This is no joke!

More insight: link

VicM · Baaaaa. No, really - Just Baaaaa.

Sorry mate - didn't work - I'm guessing detroit is a bit of a nightmare to drive round then??

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Bugger, my link was all turded up and can't be polished!

Let's try again: Link.

Should work.

Detroit's bloody awful to drive around in. But you're better off blowing through it at 120 mph than hanging around there for any extended period of time.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

I liked that one! Just like home!

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

This is a good one too:

Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.