Church Signs

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Church Signs

BrianS · Still Number One

I think the reference to churchsigngenerator.com gives you away JDK. On a side note, these signs are absolutely ridiculous sometimes. I actually saw one in the South ("The Bible Belt") that said something like "Sinners will suffer damnation" or something to that effect. Makes you think you are living in the age of the Puritans or Iran or something.

-- Edited by BrianS at 18:05, 2006-03-24

Aodan · Teiam Member

There's a church near my mom's house that has had the weirdest/creepiest signs in front for as long as I can remember. I can't think of anything in particular off the top of my head.. but some of them are worth a chuckle, or a raised eyebrow. Next time I go visit, I'll see if there's anything interesting on there

bonniepirateanne · Date: Mar 24, 2006

BrianS wrote:

"Sinners will suffer damnation" or something to that effect.

.. well a bit in your face. but biblically true unless said sinners ask for forgiveness of course (and they are a church).. perhaps they should have put something else detailing the alternative options

.. that would have been nice. yes.

i don't know how real this one is (cause i've seen it everywhere) but it's pretty funny nevertheless:

BrianS · Still Number One

bonniepirateanne wrote:

BrianS wrote:
"Sinners will suffer damnation" or something to that effect.

.. well a bit in your face. but biblically true unless said sinners ask for forgiveness of course (and they are a church).. perhaps they should have put something else detailing the alternative options .. that would have been nice. yes.

Absolutely, seeing a sign like that on a church sure does not make me want to walk in. How about something a little more inviting?

-- Edited by BrianS at 20:13, 2006-03-24

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

D'oh. You spotted the url. I hand my head in... er... no I don't.

bonniepirateanne · Date: Mar 25, 2006

BrianS wrote:

BrianS wrote:

Absolutely, seeing a sign like that on a church sure does not make me want to walk in. How about something a little more inviting?-- Edited by BrianS at 20:13, 2006-03-24

agreed. i wish more churches would do something to encourage people thru the door rather than the terribly ineffective 'guilt' factor. there are a ton of great reasons i assure you. a lot of them are stuck in the past.

my home church is currently installing a £22k media system.. half the old fogies are having fits over it.. pretty funny to watch actually

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Now that would get me in! The sign should read:

"Enter ye who would witness the expensive gadgets. Hear ye the really cool sound system!
Oh yea, and we have some salvation around here somewhere!"

bonniepirateanne · Date: Mar 25, 2006

ddvmor wrote:

Now that would get me in! The sign should read:

"Enter ye who would witness the expensive gadgets. Hear ye the really cool sound system!
Oh yea, and we have some salvation around here somewhere!"

NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Then there's my bank's sign:

https://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d142/NathanOliver/foo/bank_sign.jpg

Click through at your own risk! Beware the coarse language...

-- Edited by NateO at 21:24, 2006-03-27

bonniepirateanne · Date: Mar 27, 2006

haha!

i wish i'd taken a picture of my local pizza hut sign when i was in the usa.. for the longest time it said 'severes wanted'. it always made me chuckle.