The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Of course the problem with slightly wider than average spoons is that they tend to be a bit of a mouthful for those of us with small mouths. Not a problem I face, obviously, due to the cavernous nature of my gob.
My spoons are fairly average as spoons go.
Katie... I take it back. Turns out that your hijack was more than effective!