The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'll do it in like a while, when i can be bothered.
I got round to buying that new VW Golf FSI a couple of weeks ago. It got stuck in said snow. But it had a magic button that when you press it makes witchcraft happen in the wheels and you can go again! Amazin! But it got stuck again after that and a man had to push me. Well, push the car with me in it.