The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
well, I'll live til 87, but apprantly my risk factor is my weigth...but I'm skinny...only 66kg, which is 10lbst? right? Or maybe I put the wrong conversions in!
I got 87. Apparently my big no-no (apart from being a bloke) is my weight. As usual it fails to distinguish between a nice healthy 95 kilos of solid, toned muscle and big fat blubbery bits!