The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I beat my boss in and he'll beat me out. And to top it off, he'll probably make some wisenheimer about him wanting me to get in 'bright & early' tomorrow.
D'oh! Now I'm having ODBC errors on my SQL Server connection via TCP/IP: ConnectionOpen(gethostbyname()()).