The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
If it isn’t bad enough that my Minnesota Timberwolves fall to the Lakers, WNBA players Sveta and Teresa whip my butt on the pool table the very same evening.
Lord have mercy! It’s bad enough that they’d absolutely house me in a game of HORSE, but not in 8-ball! Talk about adding insult to injury!
Nice, I thought Svet was going to be in Russia all summer, but the Lynx activated her yesterday, so I might be able to get the rematch I deserve sonner than later! News