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bonniepirateanne


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the 's' word is  mentioned

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Good find KT.  Especially as I read the top item on the menu as 'Quickies' not 'Quirkies'

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ddvmor


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Hmmm.  I was actually wondering if someone could explain the baby making process to me.  I understand it involves bird's bums and bees.  I'm very confused...

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Didn't think you needed to know, son.

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You're better off not knowing - if you know how to you might try it - hence ruining your life FOR EVER!!!!!!

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Oh, Stead.  You're so wise.  I shall take your sage advice and live in blissful ignorance...

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Why are children so horrible?


Aren't they supposed to be cute and loving and stuff?


The baby bit I'm sure is lovely - but isn't there somewhere you can send them once they reach 3 and not have them back until they have a job and are earning enough to look after us?



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Maybe you could sell 'em.  Or trade em in for a better model after 3 years like your car lease agreement!

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Do you think the extras will get better as technology improves - like GPS and stuff?

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JonnyStead


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If they are blonde, blue eyed and young enough to forget their parents, the Saudi's will pay a fine price for em....


As for them being nice during the "Baby" years, they only smell nice because we douse them with baby products designed to make them smell nice -


Something which spends its whole existence perfecting the creation of Vomit and Poo cant possibly smell nice naturally -


So it is written, so it shall be..... ya da ya da....



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Something which spends its whole existence perfecting the creation of Vomit and Poo cant possibly smell nice..."

Why not?  I do.



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JonnyStead


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Yeah but you're "Special"

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ddvmor


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Very. 

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So no GPS then?

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quote:
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"So no GPS then?"
I'm all for it!

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Susan


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What about Air Con for my 9 yr old who's starting to fart like his father? Can I get that fitted as an extra when I send him in for a service?



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Or 'Con Air' for your nine year old.  It's a perfectly suitable movie, honest!

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<Almost as suitable as Harry Potter is for a four your old girl>



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