The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It was. Our friends at activeboard seem to be having trouble today. I tried to come on earlier and it wouldn't let me. Then when I had a look at the html behind the banner there were lots of handy '/'s before every set of quotes. Always nice.