The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
there's also too much dissing of craig daniels as the new bond. true, i thought it odd they picked him, but i think we should all give the boy a chance. i've never been able to forgive pierce brosnan for being the bad guy in mrs doubtfire, yet i learned to like him ok as bond.
As long as he doesn't get himself a gay cowboy lover and then agonize for TWO AND A HALF HOURS about how we wants to dump him. Or bum him. Or dump him. Or go fishing and bum him...
