The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was having a discussion with an esteemed colleague this morning about the new McDonalds breakfast bagel, which they seem to advertising rather heavily in the free paper. There's a picture of the bagel in the ad:
Now, is it just me, or does the 'egg' layer look suspiciously like a yellow duster:
I knew that McDonalds fill their products with crap, but substituting eggs with dusters seems a little too much! Maybe they're trying to introduce a bit more fibre into our diets. Fluffy fibre goodness.
they've had these bagels in america for a long time. i quite like them. except the sausage layer quite often makes me feel sick. i dont suppose that really is a good thing.
they've had these bagels in america for a long time. i quite like them. except the sausage layer quite often makes me feel sick. i dont suppose that really is a good thing.
Um... no (I'd probably stop eating that I think matey) - have a nice banana instead.
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