The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I was just watching Kerrang and Guns n Roses came on with 'Patience'. It struck me at that point that Axel Rose is the spitting image of Avril Lavigne. Scary or what..?
Sorry - these were the best two pictures I could find. (Well the best two that I could be arsed to find!)