The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ok, so my friend recently was surfing around on the internet as many of us are so well versed at doing, looking for competitions to enter, when she found this one:
Hoorah! 80 boxes of choccies and lots of jewelry..
but read on.. the official rules of this comeptition state:
Canadian entrants who are identified as potential winners must correctly answer, without assistance of any kind, a time-limited math question by telephone prior to being verified a winner & receiving their prize.
this is not made up - click on the 'official rules' link and look at the last line of the 'Eligibility' section
People like to test us. Fortunately, basic arithimetic is no big deal.
Where does it say it would be a basic arithimetic question? What if it's full on calculus? 'Cause that would be hilarious.
"Congratulations, now all you have to do is answer this math question in 30 seconds or less ... Ready? What is the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"