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VicM


Baaaaa.
No, really - Just Baaaaa.

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Date: May 21, 2004
I'm lonely
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D has gone out shopping.


There's no-one here.


I never get visitors unless I invite them and everyone is at work.


My homework is boring (NEVER EVER take any marketing exams - it is THE most boring subject in THE ENTIRE WORLD).


It's cold indoors but looks sunny outside.


Can't go outside - D told me off for using the laptop in direct sunlight - going out and sitting in the shade kind of defeats the object.


Even the cats are asleep.


I gave the rabbit a carrot - she snatched it from me and disappeared into her bed part of her hutch.


It seems today that no-one wants to be in my company.  Do I smell or something?  Can you even smell me over the net?



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JonnyStead


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Date: May 21, 2004
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Aw poor Vic - I'm here for you - here are somethings to keep you busy and have fun -


1 Put one hole in each of D's socks


2 Phone Darren on his mobile and ask if he wants to buy something (he loves those calls)


3 Phone various companies and ask them if THEY want to buy something


4 Concentrate on the fun we will have tomorrow night - steady all


5 Toast a burger in the toaster without it catching fire (do this in the garden)


6 ummmmm



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VicM


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Thank you!!


That'll keep me busy for a bit!  I'll phone Darren and see if he wants to buy a cup of tea from me (it's about all I have on offer at the moment) - the price will be a toaster so that I try the burger thing - sounds fun!!



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JonnyStead


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I tried the toaster one in my parents kitchen when I was 16 and very drunk - my dad came downstairs at 1am to find me fighting a flaming toaster with a burger in it whilst intoxicated - he was so proud!

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ddvmor


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Mmmmmm toasted burger...  Did it taste good?

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VicM


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Was it like a flame grill?!!

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NateO


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Buck up there Vicster, you can always talk with our chatty mate Leah eh.

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I tried the toaster one in my parents kitchen when I was 16 and very drunk - my dad came downstairs at 1am to find me fighting a flaming toaster with a burger in it whilst intoxicated - he was so proud!

Indeed, that must have been quite a moment!

Where's the cam corder when you need one?!

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So Stead, your old man, like yourself, was three sheets to the wind when he came downstairs? Beautiful! That's a nice father/son moment right there!

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ddvmor


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Ahhhhh....  It's good to bond.

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JonnyStead


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He was more sort of "Three steps to the stride" Nate - he seemed to be quite irrate - something to do with burning his home to ground - being ungrateful and drunk (which I thought was good going) - having no respect - "House like a hotel" comes to mind - ya da ya da ya da


But hey that was 15years ago and now he just looks back on it fondly with a far away smile on his face...... as the morphine kicks in......


 



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NateO


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He was more sort of "Three steps to the stride" Nate - he seemed to be quite irrate - something to do with burning his home to ground - being ungrateful and drunk (which I thought was good going) - having no respect - "House like a hotel" comes to mind - ya da ya da ya da

People just don't appreciate ****.



But hey that was 15years ago and now he just looks back on it fondly with a far away smile on his face...... as the morphine kicks in......

Strong drugs, probably need some of that for the bloody Badger toon eh.

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ddvmor


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Nah.  They use the badgers instead of drugs in UK hospitals these days!  I keep meaning to get sick...

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Yikes! I'd be more careful with my health with this in mind!

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JonnyStead


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Yep - you dont wanna see how they use them to sort Piles.....

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Joe


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JonnyStead


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Funny - that is the colour your face goes......!

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VicM


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It is - I've seen it.


Ever seen anyone use a badger to clean their teeth?



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ddvmor


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Or wipe their, er.... nose?

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Susan


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What is the point of wiping one's nose? 
Surely a good blow is infinitely more effective?

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