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Andromeda


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Darrin's been sick all week with a bad sinus infection. Finally got to the point on Friday that I ended up taking him to the emergency room because he was just so sick. But the whole time he wasn't feeling well, man I didn't go within 10 feet of him. I even said "don't even look at me... I don't want to catch what you have through telepathy or anything" And all was well...


 


.... until I woke up this morning sick as a proverbial dog. NO FAIR!


 


Ok, just had to get that out. You may go back to your jammie dodgers now.



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awwwww

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Booooo!! Bad Darrin! No Donut!!

Just don't be as dumbassical and wait for that long before going to the doc

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Andromeda


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As if I could ever be that stupid


3:15pm today I shall be poked, prodded and sufficiently drugged.


 


Man that would sound like a really good time if I wasn't so sick



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Is it bird flu?  Only you're a bird and it's kinda like flu!


Seriously, hope you feel better soon.



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Erm, it seems that I too have contracted the Bird Flu!!

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Andromeda


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Oh no! Wanna share my antibiotics? I got good stuff

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Do they cure symptoms like raging headache, and feeling like someone has hit me in the ribs with a crowbar?


That would be very thoughtful of you, And.



-- Edited by NateO at 18:54, 2006-02-07

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I woke up this morning with an uncontrolable urge to build a nest and regurgitate in my kid's mouths.  Does that mean I have the bird flu as well??? 

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You might. Here are some more symptoms, all of which I have:




The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.  If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
 
1.  High fever
2.  Congestion
3.  Nausea
4.  Fatigue
5.  Aching in the joints
6.  An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.




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May I make a suggestion for number 6?  Eat a bowl of mulberries first. 

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OK, I've done damage assessment according to the list with following results:


1.  No. I do not have a fever when I'm high


2.  Well I thought I had this, but I was confused with constipation.


3.  Only after the Super Bowl and it subsided later.


4.  YES!


5.  My joint definately aches.


6.  Are glasses interchangeable with windshield?


 



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You shat on your glasses?  Ew.  How do you see?


I'm fit and well, by the way.  No bird flu here.



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I'm a little concerned with #6, myself...

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Andromeda


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NateO wrote:

Do they cure symptoms like raging headache, and feeling like someone has hit me in the ribs with a crowbar? That would be very thoughtful of you, And. -- Edited by NateO at 18:54, 2006-02-07

Well the OTC stuff I have is Alavert-D and Mucinex DM.... (decongestant and cough suppressant)


But then he also gave me a prescription for Keflex... and man, this stuff could cure the dead.



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Andromeda wrote:

Well the OTC stuff I have is Alavert-D and Mucinex DM.... (decongestant and cough suppressant) But then he also gave me a prescription for Keflex... and man, this stuff could cure the dead.

Sweet!!


So is Keflex a lot like a 'Lazarus taxon organism'?



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