The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Darrin's been sick all week with a bad sinus infection. Finally got to the point on Friday that I ended up taking him to the emergency room because he was just so sick. But the whole time he wasn't feeling well, man I didn't go within 10 feet of him. I even said "don't even look at me... I don't want to catch what you have through telepathy or anything" And all was well...
.... until I woke up this morning sick as a proverbial dog. NO FAIR!
Ok, just had to get that out. You may go back to your jammie dodgers now.
You might. Here are some more symptoms, all of which I have:
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.
Do they cure symptoms like raging headache, and feeling like someone has hit me in the ribs with a crowbar? That would be very thoughtful of you, And. -- Edited by NateO at 18:54, 2006-02-07
Well the OTC stuff I have is Alavert-D and Mucinex DM.... (decongestant and cough suppressant)
But then he also gave me a prescription for Keflex... and man, this stuff could cure the dead.
Well the OTC stuff I have is Alavert-D and Mucinex DM.... (decongestant and cough suppressant) But then he also gave me a prescription for Keflex... and man, this stuff could cure the dead.
Sweet!!
So is Keflex a lot like a 'Lazarus taxon organism'?