The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Bjork is a sensless twit of a woman for whom (thank god) her brief spot in the limelight appears to have come to an end - leaving only the odd feeling of why we gave a monkey's arse whether she lived or not in the first place -
Im sorry but these people who wander around being professionally eccentric need a good kick in the clackers as far as Im concerned - its not cute its just bloody irritating -
Some people in the Rock Music business used to be genuinly banana's which WAS brilliant - like back in the day when the man was cool (sorry lost the plot a bit there)
Its like that basserd Giles Brandrith who once got elected to parliament only to make a complete cucumber of it and then piss off to breakfast tele at a time when no one with even half a brain wanted to share a sofa with Ann Diamond (and who can blame em, the silly bint) but he did because he kinda liked woolly jumpers so the blue rinse brigade thought he was great and wanted to see examples of their cack handed creativity on the tele so sent the bloody things in to him by the boat load ...
Or that really annoying berk who turns up on Channel 4 Racing with the daft hat and the sideburns to do the betting and all around him people are throwing up due to the putrid nonsense that flows from his gaping face hole and -
Oh cobblers to it - Im going back to do some work....
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Bjork is a sensless twit of a woman for whom (thank god) her brief spot in the limelight appears to have come to an end - leaving only the odd feeling of why we gave a monkey's arse whether she lived or not in the first place - Im sorry but these people who wander around being professionally eccentric need a good kick in the clackers as far as Im concerned
Erm, Bjork ... professionally eccentric? She's been absolutely bonkers for as long as I've been listening to her (Sugacubes is the earliest, about 1990 or there abouts). She's also a rather talented musician in my opinion. Whether you like what she does is all down to personal taste after all, she doesn't sound like Motley Crue ... but, again IMO, nobody should really be allowed to sound like Motley Crue.
At least it isn't bland, rehashed cobblers that Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen have been pumping out for the best part of 2 decades. Or the new wave of "aren't we wonderfull" dreary rockers like Blunt, Coldplay, Keane ...
She's in the great tradition of barmy folks making extraordinary music ... a great line including Kate Bush, Syd Barret and Tori Amos (yes ... regardless of what you think, she is bonkers! )
a great line including Kate Bush, Syd Barret and Tori Amos (yes ... regardless of what you think, she is bonkers! ) Just my 2p ... obviously.
I couldnt disagree with you more if i tried... hang on let me try....
Nope cant -
Apart from the bit above which is right and frankly the gulf between bush and bjork couldnt be further away - and I remember the sugar cubes - they were also clackers...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
