The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Do yourself some fajitas. Use turkey too, nice texture if you strip it, won't disintegrate like chicken.
Hmmmm fajitas.
Or what about a tuna steak done on a griddle or frying pan, perhaps with some new potatoes and a suitably fish styled sauce. I can only think of patsley right now but hey....
Or be dirty. A very large egg and bacon sandwich.
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I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more They want Shady, I'm chopped liver... Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya: A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor!
OK, I'm really confused now. Why on earth would a self proclaimed JDK ever have to search for something to eat??? Does he not have a kingdom full of the plum flavored treasures?
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
i think nate's was from 'without me' and darren's was from 'the real slim shady' .. altho in the jdk's defence, a lot of his songs sound similar, the genius that he is (eminem that is, not jdk) (altho you're clever too darren)
i bought eminem's official biography recently and got halfway through before the dude that wrote it started going off on some big hip-hop history lesson and i got bored. it was pretty interesting up until that..
(nothing against hip hop.. more something against history )