The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
at the time of your posting i was in the pub for a few post-frisbee pints, or i may have been on my way to another pub, cant really remember - the barmaid gave us this green drink and its all a but fuzzy after that
Although this morning is gonna be fun, i have a leetle bit of a hangover and cant really be bothered doing any actual work
Is there a significant difference to doing actual work as opposed to some work or real work? Only I was thinking of doing some work this morning, but no real work...
But if you only do some work today and not any real work, that means you'll have to do more work tomorrow and have no time for the actual work of playing with me.
See, what you've done there is lead us into the realm of advance semantics on account of your introducing the additional variables 'more' work and 'actual' work.
If we're going down that route, we should also take note of 'toomuch' work, 'someoneelse's' work, 'unproductive' work and 'half-arsed' work, all of which seems to be particularly prolific around here.
Fun at work is coming here, as opposed to doing any real work - also our email server is buggered so i am practically uncontactable by people wanting me to do real work.
Im hungry now so im gonna go and get some breakfast
Dunno, i work in a hospital so the food is of a generally dodgy standard, although sausages in toast with red and brown sauce sounds good to me - i need something substantial in my stomach