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ddvmor


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I've just released an upgrade to one of my lovely database apps.  Within the release notes (of which there are two) I have included the following statement:


"The Graphical User Interface has been aesthetically adjusted to allow for greater biological/technological inter-affection."


I've added an amusing picture to the main menu. How many people do you think will ask me what that means?



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Susan


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knowing our lot they'll all try and get someone else to fill out a work request form to ask you.


Nice work though D.



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JonnyStead


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What picture did you add then eh eh?

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ddvmor


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The database is called Customer Information Data Extract Report.  The picture is:




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Why a picture of a flagon when it's all about data? 

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VicM


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mmmmmmm apple juice mmmmmmmm

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Susan


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Thanks for  that thought Vic, I think I'll put a bottle in the fridge.

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VicM


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Nice!!  I've got a couple of cans in the fridge myself!!

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Mmmmmmm.  Long, cool and refreshing. 


Can't wait.



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