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Susan


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I'm Roger Moore's Stunt Double!



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Morning.



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Morning.



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Af'noon.



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Yup.



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Hmmm - mornin though

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Susan


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It was when I posted it



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Top of the morning to ya!

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Good Evening


 


<well almost>



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Good morning Mr O


How the devil are you?



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Susan


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Been AWOL for a while eh Nate? Hmmm. Don't think we didn't notice. 
And as for Mitch - he's in trouble when he gets back.

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Doin' well Vic, thanks!

Suey, the 'puter's in the shop and I'm painting my pad, so, it's been a mission as of late.

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Cripes! What has happened to my Siggy?

How in the hell do you polish a badger?

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Very carefully - I hear they can be viscious.


I thought you were some kind of Crocodile Hunter (aka Badger Hunter) for a while there!



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Badger Polisher that is?

Indeed, aren't these varmints cousins of the oh-so-playful Wolverine?

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Second cousins...

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...twice removed...

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...on their mother's side...

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...apparently they're all called Dave...

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...I think I may be gibbering...

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Looks like we're too late boys.


It's spread.




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Nah. They don't spread bu''er. They just dollop a hunk of it on ya jacket and watch it drown.

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I believe that badgers are the result of a little bit of dodgy stuff in the wolverine clan - we all know what happens when cousins marry - many important genes go straight down the toilet, they all end up called Dave and they all drive combine harvesters (or is that just in the West Country?)!!


"yeah but no but yeah but no but yeah but roight moi mate Dave roight ee's marryin is sister Dave roight an oi dun now whoi roight cus shee's a sl@g roight an err mom Dave roight shee's a roight ol tarrrrt cus shee's bin sleepin wiv moi best mate Dave's mom roight."



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Sorry, Dave.  What was that, now?

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Eh?  Did you say something Dave?

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Oh Dave?!!

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Have you got a bottle of orange juice?

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You're my wife now, Dave....


 


...oh, you really are my wife!



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This isn't the same Dave that everyone knows?

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