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My Starving Cat


Last weekend, I had the pleasure of a visit from my dear mother.  Now, as her cat is poorly and on a special diet, she decided to bring Rochester two surplus bags of cat bicuits, the kind that's a complete cat food in easy-to-crunch, fish shaped bits.


Rochester is used to dried complete food like this as his normal diet consists of one of the more expensive brands of biscuits.


As you know, I was away for a couple of days last week, and rather than have someone look in on the Roach, I simply put down enough dried cat food to last him for the two nights I was away.  There was plenty there - it was up to him if he decided to scoff the lot in the first five minutes.


Upon my return, Rochester was extraordinarily pleased to see me.  Not content to simply head-butt me or drool pathetically on my lap in his usual manner, he actually tried to climb my leg.


'Hmm,' I thought to myself.  'Perhaps I didn't leave him enough food after all.  Maybe he's really hungry.'


So I went to his bowl to check.


Well in the three days and two nights that I was away, he had eaten the sum total of 4 biscuits.  These biscuits are obviously so foul that even when there is no other option, Rochester refused to eat them.


'Well, Rochester,' I mused. 'We have a bit of a problem here.  We have to get through two big bags of this stuff before I get any more food for you.  I suggest you get on with it.'


And I left it at that.


Anyway, over the last few days we have been engaged in a battle of wills.  Every time Rochester goes over to the bowl to grudgingly eat like, one biscuit at a time, he looks over his shoulder at me with a disgusted expression on his face.


In fact, I drew a picture of it for y'all:


 



He kinda won in the end.  I went to Sainsbury's this afternoon to get some stuff and picked up a few sachets of lovely, moist, fishy chunks in jelly. 



-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:26, 2006-01-28

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And meanwhile I absolutey sh*t myself as i let my brother-in-laws 700 quid husky run away.


I caught it though.


After it took the piss for 35 minutes.


The f****r.



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I thought we were supposed to be the superior dudes on the planet, not the damn domesticated animals.  Yet we still end up running around after 'em.  We got something wrong there...

-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:35, 2006-01-28

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exactly!!!


thats why i only have a gerbil. Quite nice though, except no one can handle it, not even me, the f**** bites like nobodys business!



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Yup.  You've clearly exerted you evolutionary superiority over that one! 

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Do you like the Pixies at all?


 



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No pixies round here, mate.  I do know a couple of fairies, though...

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har-de-har


im just pleased cos i played my wat through the entire death to the pixies cd on the bass,


without waking the kids up too!



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Well done, mate.  It's amazing what you can do with beer these days, it really is!

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Thats an awsome drawing of the cat btw,


i would have done it with the usual big-roundy-face method though,


anyway, how come its like near midnight and your on tinternet, you having a pathetic night in like me then?



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Heh.  It's all pathetic night in with me at the moment.  I have no life.


I was playing Eve Online a bit.  I'm not sold on it though.  Remember Elite on the Spectrum?  It's just like that, only prettier.



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Cat????  How does the cat get along with the rabbit? Or, is the rabbit history? 

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The rabbit has indeed been consigned to history.  Not in a bad way.  She is alive and well and living about 3 miles north of my house.


It's a long story involving an ex, a broken back door and lots of rabbit poo on the dining room floor!



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Hey, I think I saw that movie!

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Aye.  And it wasn't a good one.


Actually the cat and the rabbit got along just fine.  The cat tried his best to ignore the rabbit, who seemed to idolise him and followed him around all the time.  Eventually, the cat would get pissed off and run and hide upstairs!



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ddvmor wrote:


  Eventually, the cat would get pissed off and run and hide upstairs!

That seems to work for me too.

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What a great picture! 


Can't you compromise & mix the jelly chunks & the biscuits?  If nothing else Rochester could while away the hours, picking out the nice bits.  You do know you're not meant to swap their food over wholesale, just like that?



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Pff.  It's never hurt him before.  He's just being a sod. 

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Tryon has taken to not eating canned cat food.


I don't know what the deal is. She used to try and swallow the can whole. (Must be hell on the digestive track me thinks) Then one day I switched her over to this super premium holistic cat food and now, no more canned.


Guess the new dry stuff is just too good



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And, I suspect, more expensisve, huh?

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of course.. isnt it always the way

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my new darling puppy only gets dried food (eukanoba.. i probably spelt that wrong, but it's the best brand name EVER) .. and the occasional puppy treat when she sits and lies down..

no human food or gravy dog food for her..

i've never seen a dog get so excited about getting more water!

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eukanuba


it was good food... too many preservatives now... and is owned by iams... yech



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is it really? huh

it's what the breeder told us to give her..

maybe he owns IAMS !...

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Yeah see a few years ago Proctor and Gamble took over Iams and Eukanuba and then loaded the foods with all sorts of preservatives so they could be sold at grocery stores instead of just pet stores. Oh, and those preservatives are notorious for causing kidney problems. Fabulous, eh?


The breeders I know only recommend Innova, Eagle Pack and uhm... aw heck I forgot the third one... it'll come to me... oh right Canidae.



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Our vet told us, with Mickey that we had to put him on 'Science Diet'.


And, that's all Harold ever ate, dry Science Diet. He made it till he was 15 and a pretty healthy, happy dog for his life. He actually had a sensitive stomach, apparently I should not have given him that Dill Pickle in retrospect... But never a problem with this stuff.


Expensive, but worth it.


www.sciencediet.com



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i just looked at our bag.. and it says 'no colour or preservatives added'

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Andromeda wrote:


The breeders I know only recommend Innova, Eagle Pack and uhm... aw heck I forgot the third one... it'll come to me... oh right Canidae.


I've never heard of 'em.  If I can't get it in the supermarket or Pets at Home, then i'm kinda stuffed.


Rochester is currently refusing to eat Friskies dry cat food.  When he's finished refusing to eat his Friskies he'll be onto a big bag of Tesco branded complete dry food.  I have no idea who actually makes 'em.


It does have 'animal derivatives' in it though.  Is that like... bad jokes about how dumb animals are?



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No, dude, that's animal calculus.


Mmmm, Science Diet...



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I know Science Diet.  It's £4,000.47 a bag.

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